Simon's birthday treat is to go see a band who've been around for a while and I've seen quite a few times before and mainly thought fantastic. British Sea Power are touring and have gone back to their roots and apparently are going to play the whole of their first album The Decline of British Sea Power. Should be good as it's a great album. Debbie and I arrive at the ex train turn table yard that is the Camden Roundhouse in time for the 8 o'clock whistle that heralds the excellent Japanese hard rock band that is
Bo Ningen, If you don't know them they are thin, androgynous (mainly) with very long hair and play very loud harsh thrash heavy rock with a fair bit of improv and a very lot of edge. I'm not sure that the average BSP fan will like them especially as the punters are older than I expected about half of whom sport regulation BSP T shirts. Anyways Bo Ningen deliver a high octane thrash set that more than fills the cavernous space that is the Roundhouse. The sound is great which surprises me as it's usually crap unless you're right in the middle at the front and me and Debs and Chris, who we've met up with, are towards the back waiting for Simon and Jules. The Bos go down fairly well with the crowd and they seem to be pleased to be here. They are obviously good musicians and not the samey thrash that so many churn out. The lead singer and bassist finishes the set by playing his bass behind his head and then holding aloft by the main bit with the neck up whilst stood on the drummers platform. By this time one of the other guitarists is swinging his around by the neck as if it's a piece of rope rodeo style which makes a pretty good feedback sound and after an almighty and very satisfying cacophony they eventually leave the stage thanking us all to a fair bit of applause. Simon and Jules arrive to see the last numbers. Later I bump into one of the band when outside of the main hall during BSP and tell him how good they were and how I saw them play against Savages a while ago and that they are brilliant. I think he believed me and seemed very pleased for me to accost him. Maybe. So all united we go get drinks and prepare ourselves for the main event who I saw about a year ago at Koko with East India Youth supporting so to be fair to them they have some pretty eclectic support bands. Also saw them four years ago on Clapham Common which I noted in this very blog that they were a bit anthemic and boring. The times before I can't tell you about as before I started this blog which is one of it's main reasons in that it reminds me of who I have seen and when. And what they were like.
So
British Sea Power take the stage and by this time it's crowded in the middle. We're behind one of the gorgeous pillars which ain't so if you're trying to see a band. So we go round to the right a bit. They plough through the album going off piste for a few songs and the crowd love them. Even slight signs of moshing or maybe simply old style pogoing. For me it doesn't happen though. They sound jaded and as if they're going through the motions. Just playing an old record that they moved on from a decade ago. If they weren't such good musicians they could have been a cover band. British C Power or some such near-name. As they go on I'm getting bored and irritable. There's queues for the bogs, about 9 urinals for the whole place, although it's refreshing to see blokes queueing whilst women waltz straight into their toilers, and the sound is dodgy and you can't see from a lot of the standing space due to pillars. Their set is short but I know that they'll come back on for a much longer than usual encore and they do. By this time I'm finding them irritatingly bland and interminable. So's Debbie who likens them to Bruce Springsteen. That ain't good by the way. Bland anthems, OK, maybe one good song but repeated ad nauseam, and going on and on and far too long. We can't leave cos it's Simon's birthday, even though him and Jules have gone into the crowd. Purgatory. Even the foliage on stage irritates me and as for the stuffed animals now I think of it they should be raided by whatever government department is responsible for stuffed animals. If this is off track from telling you about the music you are starting to get where my head was at. They go down a storm so maybe it's me this evening and not them. I guess a few thousand ageing punters can't be wrong. Speaking of which even trying to get to the loos is difficult negotiating the stomachs. There were smaller beer guts at the last beer festival I went to which reminds me as to why I haven't been to one in decades. They big bear on stage doesn't cheer me up neither it's crowd surfing antics. Jules likes it and declares that she's danced with the bear. To be honest I'd rather have watched the Hofmeister Bear. At least he had a decent hat. To add insult to injury towards the end I'm clouted by someone on the back of the head and when I turn round to see WTF is going on it's the big bear brushing past me having people who are old enough to know better taking selfies with it. The Arsenal mascot Gunnersaurus has more street cred than this one. And that is a travesty of the natural order of things. So yeah, I'm not in a great mood partly due to daughter daughter pick up and babysit cock ups but I put on a brave face so's Simon can enjoy his birthday outing. I think he sees through me. Eventually they finish to come back on for a final couple of tunes. Then blissful silence. Simon's up early for a car boot so no stopping out in Camden going for cocktails or clubbing so we journey south on the Northern Line.
Post script is that maybe it was me and they'll be better next time. Which there surely will be. Possibly at a Leicester festival. Sunday sees me in Brockwell Park and after seeing Simon and Jules at the car boot catch a large folk band who to be honest are more entertaining and authentic than BSP. See their pic below. On their day BSP are great and as I've seen them play duff sets before let's hope that last night was either them on an off day or me on an off day and that it doesn't herald
The Decline of British Sea Power.
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| The excellent Bo Ningen |
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| The climax |
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| Lovely architecture and lighting, crap acoustics and view of stage |
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| BSP |
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| Mascot on LHS |
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| Brockwell Park folk band - average age of punters slightly younger than last night |